After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.
"Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."
"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Asian."
"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?"
The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice a month."
"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."
"A teacher has been found guilty of dangerous driving after being stopped by police for having 13 people travelling in his Volvo car."
"an adult male and a boy were sitting in the passenger seat.
In the back there were two women with infants on their laps, the other six passengers, all young children were either sitting or standing in the centre section of the back seat.
None of the passengers was wearing a seatbelt."
"The defendant denied his action was dangerous saying he had been driving sensibly at no more than 20 mph."
"WASHINGTON - The Supreme Court will have the final say on whether war preparation trumps whale protection.
Acting at the Bush administration's urging, the court agreed Monday to review a federal appeals court ruling that limited the use of sonar in naval training exercises off Southern California's coast because of its potential to harm marine mammals.
Sonar, which the Navy relies on to locate enemy submarines, can interfere with whales' ability to navigate and communicate. There is also evidence that the technology has caused whales to strand themselves on shore.
The Navy argues that the decision by the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco jeopardizes its ability to train sailors and Marines for service in wartime in exchange for a limited environmental benefit. "
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An imagination of World War III precondition: Nuclear weapons are never used because of nuclear deterrence
Eastern Europe Theater Russian Army invaded Ukraine. NATO and Ukraine resisted Russian aggression.
Eastern Asia Theater The People's Republic of China commanded Army (PLA) to start anti-access/area-denial (A2/AD). U.S. and Allies countered by Air-Sea Battle (ASB) and Distant Blockade and Maritime Denial. ASB: regional conflict in the First Island Line Distant Blockade: Oil embargo against China Maritime Denial: to contain China in Asia Continent
Air-Sea Battle (ASB) the Battle of Spratly the Battle of Taiwan the Battle of Senkaku U.S. and Allies defeated PLAAF and PLAN
Distant Blockade and Maritime Denial 50% of China's GDP depends on overseas trade, and 85% of Chinese trade depends on shipping. China had depleted its natural energy resources.
Xi Jinping ordered Operation Barbarossa PLAGF intruded into Siberia to gain Russian natural gas. PLAGF occupied Siberia and aimed to Moscow, but PLAGF was annihilated by burden of far long logistics and Russian Winter.
Operation Double Cross U.S. and Allies deceived PLA as if Allies' landing place was Shanghai.
Operation Overload U.S. and Allies crossed the Yellow Sea and landed on Tianjin. Allied Forces occupied Beijing. Xi-Jinping committed suicide in bunker. Chinese Communist Party vanished and CCP executives were executed. China dissolved into over one hundred countries. Russia waned and disrupted.