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i am a pen


maji [] 2008/05/07(水) 22:09:15:oQoC7K4H0
fack you
maji [] 2008/05/07(水) 22:11:16:NVuODaLP0
then.... i am a eraser
maji [] 2008/05/07(水) 22:17:54:AoVL36++0
konbanha
maji [sage] 2008/05/07(水) 23:27:17:jeoY9e6A0
me too
maji [sage] 2008/05/08(木) 12:36:47:YTbugogbO
A
株価【---】 [sage] 2008/05/08(木) 15:53:45:Et71U5D4O
be toka
株主【dejima:0/0=0(%)】 [sage] 2008/05/08(木) 15:54:59:Et71U5D4O
moikkai!
maji [] 2008/05/11(Sun) 23:18:15:dWsw75txO
yes, i am.
maji [sage] 2008/05/13(Tue) 01:55:53:tZYM2iyL0
is this a pen in your pants?
maji [] 2008/05/13(Tue) 15:55:03:GQhFKCf/O
Yes,Pen is.
maji [] 2008/05/13(Tue) 16:32:03:SPePUOzW0
No. that is Tom
maji [] 2008/05/13(Tue) 16:32:44:UdZZdE450
What, a horizontal board.
maji [] 2008/05/13(Tue) 21:46:55:u4v4VjPSO
OH
maji [] 2008/05/14(Wed) 23:36:57:KnO3HudaO
I've always wanted to be a pen
maji [sage] 2008/05/15(Thu) 00:33:37:Qw7cwru/0
Hanako: Is this a pen?

Miroshnichenkovic: No this is cap. Don't touch this.
maji [] 2008/05/15(Thu) 05:09:58:idYNYHBBO
This was a pen.
maji [] 2008/05/15(Thu) 08:12:16:lvkfnBBpO
Do you know this joke?
In winter,I play wiener sports.I grab the stick and rub it again and again.Then white liquid spring.
maji [sage] 2008/05/15(Thu) 10:37:59:YjGN8ZXu0
what's this?
maji [] 2008/05/15(Thu) 13:20:23:0hsSpe1RO
are
maji [] 2008/05/15(Thu) 13:52:32:2RSn7e170
What is this BBS?
maji [sage] 2008/05/15(Thu) 21:37:45:uyo0BAWhO
nice.bort
maji [] 2008/05/16(Fri) 01:55:11:OfZa4gLq0
i'm a pen that is in my brain.
maji [] 2008/05/18(Sun) 23:02:46:g29IbHLA0
oh my got
maji [sage] 2008/05/18(Sun) 23:03:41:iwMh3lJu0
Can i use Hiragana?
maji [] 2008/05/18(Sun) 23:48:23:3NfOhGTPO

No thank you.
maji [] 2008/05/19(Mon) 03:08:52:QbvzLdja0
oh my dog!
maji [] 2008/05/19(Mon) 03:59:11:sfTBBW5p0
ochinchin
maji [sage] 2008/05/19(Mon) 14:49:19:H3lWbsI+0
No, it is tom.
maji [sage] 2008/05/20(Tue) 02:35:43:L7iH5/dK0
Am I pen ?
maji [] 2008/05/20(Tue) 12:27:59:DDLhSe5MO
I was a pen.
maji [] 2008/05/21(Wed) 04:45:36:ognTr4ntO
I did a pen.
maji [] 2008/05/21(Wed) 07:58:38:7osLN9J3O
I shall be a pen.
maji [] 2008/05/21(Wed) 23:27:52:zjJvXwvB0
NOT ONLY US BUT ALSO YOU
maji [] 2008/05/24(Sat) 21:38:10:RN7hQrTVO
Ramen Tsukemen I am SEMEN!!
YOU UNDERSTAN'?
maji [] 2008/05/25(Sun) 00:13:33:E9kGCdHmO
DICK MY SUCK
maji [] 2008/05/25(Sun) 17:39:57:dgxa8yGIO
test man come here
maji [sage] 2008/05/29(Thu) 23:22:01:5TXYYJFh0
Yes,I pen.
maji [] 2008/05/31(Sat) 15:08:04:cJUv08JB0
Take back your penis
maji [sage] 2008/06/01(Sun) 14:29:36:S/NVEC8S0
Jami
maji [] 2008/06/01(Sun) 18:36:32:vp40NHJ/O
Shall we pen?
maji [] 2008/06/03(Tue) 03:04:39:LHjgTfDx0
i am japenese
maji [] 2008/06/03(Tue) 10:10:21:lxVYNgg+O
It is so right.
Shuberuto no serenade [] 2008/06/03(Tue) 11:57:38:pDFhI9kk0
Himeyakani yami o nuu waga shirabe
Shizukesa wa hate mo nashi, koyoya kimi
Sasayaku konoma o moru tsukikage
Hitome mo todokaji tayutaiso

Kimi kikukya ne ni musebu yoru no tori
Waga mune no himegoto o so wa utaitsu
Naku ne ni kometsuya ai no nayami
Warinaki omoi no kano hitofushi

Fukaki omoi o ba kimi ya shiru
Waga kokoro sawageri
Materu ware ni idekoyo kimi
maji [] 2008/06/03(Tue) 13:34:02:/cqmRuUmO
Gomeng-nasang,I am Zapanese.
Corea was zapanese mince for eat.
maji [] 2008/06/03(Tue) 21:35:24:N3sGasro0
Pen test?
maji [sage] 2008/06/06(Fri) 23:24:37:A0e796O2O
i am jam
maji [sage] 2008/06/08(Sun) 16:19:55:6A+DCW4y0
Test a pen
maji [] 2008/06/09(Mon) 00:55:03:ugytyD9f0
give me back my pen
maji [] 2008/06/09(Mon) 01:02:55:ugytyD9f0
guess what?

yur just a pencil
maji [] 2008/06/09(Mon) 01:08:45:YJSET4eAO
Are you pen?
no, I am sam
maji [sage] 2008/06/09(Mon) 01:38:58:AaHCb0y6O
I have very Nancy.
maji [sage] 2008/06/12(Thu) 20:39:35:ek7ikd590
There were polish, trying change a burn-out light bulb.
You need a ladder to reach the bulb because it is on the ceiling.
Now, how many polish are needed to change the bulb?

Answer: Three.

There's one to hold the bulb on the top of the ladder and the other two to turn the ladder around.
maji [sage] 2008/06/17(Tue) 16:29:04:DVqyDiKY0
So im in the shower and i start thinking that the shower might be a good place to lie down and shoot cum all over myself...
so im fapping for about 20 minutes and when i finally cum it shoots very powerfully into my eye and now it glomping hurts like crazy...how fail is this?
And has any other anon ever done something like this?
maji [sage] 2008/06/19(Thu) 03:51:40:6ybgChWf0
After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.

"Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said.
"Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Asian."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex?"

The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year.
We only made love once or twice a month."

"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."
maji [] 2008/06/20(Fri) 02:27:36:dneATtVf0
Your baby loves you, yes, but it will scream relentlessly and mercilessly for whatever it needs, without enlightening you to what that is, and whatever your mental state happens to be.
It does definitely know or care if you are hungry, tired, sick or desperate for the loo.
It is impervious to reason or pleading, it knows no mercy or patience.
It will look at you with eyes full of adoration - and will fly into a hysterical frenzy of rage and terror when you leave the room for 30 seconds.
And when it has a chest infection and is put on antibiotics which give it diarrhea, and you are changing the ninth nappy of the day, with every cough it will violently squirt liquid sh-it out at jet propelled force, all over your jeans.
maji [] 2008/06/20(Fri) 17:46:49:3ZiwzQCMO
my name is pen!
maji [sage] 2008/06/21(Sat) 15:11:12:PEXRIIC30
Oh,really?!
My name Pen,too.
maji [sage] 2008/06/25(Wed) 22:18:56:2wSOFYXN0


"A teacher has been found guilty of dangerous driving after being stopped by police for having 13 people travelling in his Volvo car."

"an adult male and a boy were sitting in the passenger seat.

In the back there were two women with infants on their laps, the other six passengers, all young children were either sitting or standing in the centre section of the back seat.

None of the passengers was wearing a seatbelt."

"The defendant denied his action was dangerous saying he had been driving sensibly at no more than 20 mph."

ttp://http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/7471102.stm
maji [sage] 2008/06/27(Fri) 21:42:09:ILr7j60c0


ttp://http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2194359/A-quarter-of-adults-to-face-%27anti-paedophile%27-tests.html

The launch of a new Government agency will see 11.3million people vetted for any criminal past before they are approved to have contact with children aged under 16.

But the increase in child protection measures is so great it is "poisoning" relationships between the generations, according to respected sociologist Professor Frank Furedi.

In a report for think tank Civitas, he said the use of criminal records bureau checks to ensure the safety of children and vulnerable adults has created an atmosphere of suspicion.

As a result ordinary parents - many of whom are volunteers at sports and social clubs - now find themselves regarded "potential child abusers".
American Unko [] 2008/06/30(Mon) 00:14:34:7752uPFc0
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maji [] 2008/06/30(Mon) 03:34:56:t1p3JZPr0
Penis ochinchin
maji [] 2008/06/30(Mon) 10:27:31:ctkBB9/00

My name IS Pen, too.
maji [] 2008/06/30(Mon) 11:29:04:K0MrGIay0

I knew a guy whose name was Pen, once...
Tell me, what's the general area you live in?
maji [] 2008/06/30(Mon) 12:38:19:ctkBB9/00

New Jersey.
My name isn't actually Pen, I was just correcting him...
Pen desu [sage] 2008/06/30(Mon) 18:46:52:vXhTJHa00
Good, gooder.... Goodest name!
maji [sage] 2008/07/05(Sat) 02:39:40:OauZaPdg0

you are kasima antlers boy?!

get out penis boys!!!!!!!!!
American Unko [] 2008/07/08(Tue) 00:09:48:Pyi/yiPE0
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maji [] 2008/07/08(Tue) 21:46:08:Xh/WG6tU0
I was robbed by two men
Nancy [] 2008/07/27(Sun) 09:08:27:m2M1bOwJ0
Hello,I am Nancy Brown.
maji [sage] 2008/07/27(Sun) 17:19:07:aWCzDLh20
If I get over 740score on(at?/of?) TOEIC,
My company give me some cash,
So I want to study English here....

Please TENSAKU.
maji [] 2008/07/27(Sun) 18:36:58:lsnnts6r0

If I score higher than 740 on the TOEIC, my company will give me some cash.
I want to study English here. (you might want to replace here with the place)
maji [] 2008/07/27(Sun) 22:37:51:aWCzDLh20

Very Thanks.

Now I am studying English only nintendoDS "EIGODUKE". w

maji [] 2008/07/28(Mon) 05:17:55:7czymcVo0

You're welcome.

Thank you very much.
Now I am studying English on Eigoduke for the Nintendo DS. lol
maji [] 2008/07/28(Mon) 09:14:15:zDcdQqn60
penis
maji [] 2008/07/28(Mon) 20:42:51:oqGFLdShO
AKTJD
maji [] 2008/07/29(Tue) 03:43:22:irifG8e/0
ERROR: shin tatekono host dewa, shibara thread ga tate raremasen
matano kikai ni douzo.

What does this mean?
Sorry if my spacing is faulty.
maji [] 2008/07/29(Tue) 06:49:53:ezblRhI60

Are you trying to post a new thread? I get an error message when I try to post new threads. So damn annoying.
maji [] 2008/07/29(Tue) 06:59:01:irifG8e/0

Yes, I'm trying to post a new thread; what does that error message mean?
maji [] 2008/07/29(Tue) 11:14:47:ezblRhI60

I don't know. I'd like to know the answer, too.
maji [sage] 2008/07/29(Tue) 11:30:48:tLnRxgO30

2ch prevent a mass thread post by the same person.
Therefore a thread post is not possible with the same host in succession.
Please try it after the days passed for a while.
maji [] 2008/07/29(Tue) 13:11:27:irifG8e/0

This is strange.
The last time I made a thread was a month ago.
Or, does the "timer" restart with each attempt...?
maji [] 2008/07/30(Wed) 00:42:44:AcnV98X+0
two fucker or die!!!!!!!!!!
American Unko [] 2008/07/30(Wed) 01:49:55:7oVj5vgd0
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kintama [] 2008/07/30(Wed) 22:29:41:wzhT69HD0
ttp://www4.himitsukichi.info/up/selfmade/1212678625/1216820847.gif

maji [sage] 2008/07/31(Thu) 14:51:41:pT5lUoaK0

CUNT !
maji [sage] 2008/08/06(Wed) 18:59:29:zgtnjkl00
You should really take it to babelfish. It means that one of your lines is too long. Solution? Add line breaks.
maji [sage] 2008/08/23(Sat) 17:50:33:PHp5Jf9I0
i am a penis.
ole wa chinko da.
maji [] 2008/09/06(Sat) 13:01:00:AZkNg6T90
Yes its not so very old name.
everyone known
maji [] 2008/09/07(Sun) 00:02:01:iM6a64dd0

FOREVER HAPPY STRONG THIGH
maji [sage] 2008/09/07(Sun) 11:21:50:kxQ/vSt30
Doesn't the browser already wrap text for me?

maji [sage] 2008/09/07(Sun) 15:09:47:R0aGhr0/0
mou... nani kono sure
maji [sage] 2008/09/10(Wed) 07:07:07:zvuV5HmlO
is unko
maji [] 2008/09/13(Sat) 02:08:38:zg37zJpSO
This is a pen.
And U.S.A
and dejima.
and ....



FACK YOU
maji [sage] 2008/09/14(Sun) 05:58:25:r8s5d30Y0
majidejima majidejima
maji [] 2008/10/07(Tue) 03:02:57:B759jAbO0
fucktoy
maji [sage] 2008/10/07(Tue) 20:48:32:BS9kgajX0
I am FACKYOU
maji [sage] 2008/10/28(Tue) 20:02:55:Idyp0XWM0
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maji [] 2008/10/31(Fri) 13:21:24:ALUKzD4X0
('A')
maji [sage] 2008/12/01(Mon) 01:08:32:RMIpgKIeO
fuck this and fuck that,
fuck it all and fuck the fucking brat.
maji [] 2008/12/10(Wed) 08:46:27:WjyztcwP0
I am 2ch
maji [] 2008/12/17(Wed) 14:52:55:Qq/MAKQhO
She was pen
maji [sage] 2008/12/17(Wed) 18:33:55:rCUltB8p0
i am bed
maji [] 2008/12/17(Wed) 19:14:00:ewEJEEAm0
>102
you are not a bed
maji [sage] 2008/12/18(Thu) 06:16:31:PvES39J90

what mean?

Is this Japanese or something to be animation?
maji [sage] 2008/12/21(Sun) 21:00:51:nvh3zbd50

polite language of the penis
maji [sage] 2008/12/24(Wed) 08:59:31:KmjXL2Ul0

oh... Miss spell

"fuck you"
maji [] 2009/01/09(Fri) 23:31:02:gT2pbTTr0
am
maji [] 2009/01/12(Mon) 12:36:39:hamgSZGE0
am
maji [] 2009/01/13(Tue) 12:40:41:2jU/UmSC0
oh...good!good!
maji [] 2009/01/13(Tue) 13:18:14:lFTfzjDz0
Pens suck.

Pencils are better.
maji [] 2009/01/14(Wed) 02:04:20:TuNGiDKIO
Is this pen ?


No this is Tom
maji [] 2009/01/14(Wed) 10:07:12:Z+j+/cd20


Tom is a pen?
maji [] 2009/01/17(Sat) 21:41:24:tPsbAsupO

OH! YAEH

I WAS A PEN AND I WILL
ALSO PEN AND I WOULD
LIKE TO SAY FUCKING YOU
maji [] 2009/01/18(Sun) 02:27:03:LiaCar3y0

Fascinating
maji [sage] 2009/01/18(Sun) 10:23:53:F07VGa4F0
I can speak engrish.
maji [] 2009/01/18(Sun) 19:35:36:5vPCTtaL0
Hello!
My name is Penis.
Call me Pen.
maji [sage] 2009/01/19(Mon) 08:54:25:rIPip74q0
I think that English education in Japan is FUCKIN CRAZY!!
maji [] 2009/01/26(Mon) 20:41:11:iW+G598I0
She said Tom is not pen.
maji [] 2009/01/27(Tue) 05:06:15:qqDOiMLSO
My mother is a dog.
maji [] 2009/01/27(Tue) 21:20:10:Jv1hCNtF0
am it an pen.
maji [] 2009/01/28(Wed) 01:43:17:vROtdhBN0

Fack You! Japanese education for the English language is not crazy.
maji [sage] 2009/01/28(Wed) 08:08:54:hz0A5JhU0
Yeah, Fuck Racists!
maji [] 2009/01/28(Wed) 15:14:25:Dv+UF3gX0

>>English language education in Japan is not crazy.
maji [sage] 2009/01/28(Wed) 17:19:56:FMtCsoYqO
English Japan not language education crazy in is.
maji [] 2009/01/29(Thu) 01:10:52:fEb4a8ia0

Am you NOVA's teacher?
maji [sage] 2009/01/29(Thu) 06:39:26:f0qdCNNT0
wow
maji [] 2009/02/03(Tue) 10:23:39:uZitBlRH0
I wanna be a pen
maji [] 2009/02/03(Tue) 10:25:41:uZitBlRH0
I want to fly in the sky freely if I become the pen
maji [sage] 2009/02/04(Wed) 18:21:46:yAfoDW5y0
nihongo ha uketuketenai tte??
atama okasiinjananino??
maji [] 2009/02/20(Fri) 16:32:29:fIGeyo2J0
No more fucking talking!
maji [] 2009/02/21(Sat) 09:54:10:Bm2Bqc6X0


I'm not talking. But I AM typing! HAHAHAHAA!
maji [] 2009/02/21(Sat) 19:05:11:VYaceIJ50
moriwaki kenji
maji [] 2009/02/22(Sun) 06:22:30:kGInar0j0
I don't want to do such a trivial task. I'm not just fucking around here. Do you know what I'm saying?
maji [sage] 2009/04/06(Mon) 03:17:44:ABHtXhuMO
Telegram No.5563
Give good tidings to my bondmen who hear advice and follow the best thereof.

Chapter18 paragraph 9-1
Integer
ttp://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1NR2K-gazo

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50252 41308 20669 02015

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Thanks,Nancy.

05/APR/2009 UN

maji [sage] 2009/04/06(Mon) 22:36:38:f4cUfMmm0
nanndakokoha
maji [sage] 2009/04/10(Fri) 20:56:36:iy9p6Ap60
Oshiri penpen
maji [sage] 2009/04/15(Wed) 00:35:51:7UmQQXES0
I am a pin.
maji [sage] 2009/04/21(Tue) 04:25:31:wn3F8OeL0
po
maji [sage] 2009/06/17(Wed) 10:47:00:RWrtSK3N0
once tom was a pen but now he is a tree.
he will be a seed and be buried in the ground.
maji [sage] 2009/07/08(Wed) 00:45:34:kbf0btAY0
yes i was gay.
maji [sage] 2009/07/09(Thu) 07:28:10:hu7qGE8G0
Mr.Smith,isn't it?
maji [] 2009/07/10(Fri) 00:01:35:9nMjnvNjO
Oh sadaharu
maji [] 2009/07/16(Thu) 20:12:12:U06ju+ao0
Hey ,sergei! are you look?
maji [] 2009/07/17(Fri) 03:12:39:EthG/aOqO
I am a pan
YES WE CAN'T
maji [] 2009/07/17(Fri) 12:20:42:BKNoZDP50
Fack the pen.
maji [sage] 2009/08/02(Sun) 04:41:00:UtxBIQGvi
I was pen,now I am pen
maji [sage] 2009/08/02(Sun) 05:56:37:bFfghf0di
Don't think.
Feel and you'll be pen.
maji [sage] 2009/08/02(Sun) 10:18:03:cRcuFM41i
so,we are pen,we are the one
maji [age] 2009/08/02(Sun) 14:30:33:MAhlc5TU0
I'm unhappy.
maji [age] 2009/08/02(Sun) 14:35:37:MAhlc5TU0
I'm unhappy because really ugly.
I don't have any job.
I want to be an ordinary person.
maji [age] 2009/08/02(Sun) 14:54:46:MAhlc5TU0
My parents didn't love me when I was childhood.
They always said to me "you are ugly, really miserable face."
Now we aren't living together.

Then I became to adulthood.
I worked for only living like face away from the world.
I was teased anywhere. I was only a faggot anywhere.

I want to change my life.
I decided to take plastic surgery...

to be continued...
maji [] 2009/08/02(Sun) 23:43:34:2feB2kj20
ooh,don't be never discouraged
maji [] 2009/08/02(Sun) 23:46:05:2feB2kj20
Jizus knows our every weakness

take your sorrow to Load in prayer
maji [] 2009/08/03(Mon) 01:30:09:lsFnbgfx0

I am a penis
maji [sage] 2009/08/03(Mon) 01:34:17:M9mewIvpi
All I can think is pen.
maji [sage] 2009/08/03(Mon) 01:39:53:M9mewIvpi
Let's go crazy.
maji [sage] 2009/08/05(Wed) 02:07:14:XPqMXt0F0
hakuso chinko wo warau
maji [] 2009/08/07(Fri) 19:11:55:hmtkNiILi
age
maji [sage] 2009/08/08(Sat) 18:15:43:nSlYgJDvO
money talki
maji [sage] 2009/08/08(Sat) 23:41:04:jV0u2Lko0
I am a m a am.. t ta tanasinn...
maji [] 2009/08/09(Sun) 14:38:18:XSkWkYU1O
needless field eloquence graphics fruit
ttp://yutori7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1249718104/
maji [] 2009/08/09(Sun) 18:30:19:69LZBT5hO
all need is pen
maji [] 2009/08/13(Thu) 13:41:00:86Cs3SBH0
Really I am a pan. I am a really pen...
Because I took plastic surgery just now.
I am aaaaaaaa ppppeeeee.....n....
maji [sage] 2009/08/13(Thu) 19:56:58:HywLi/5R0
pe pe pen pen
maji [sage] 2009/08/14(Fri) 00:19:01:iz3Lv1OI0
I was a pen.
maji [sage] 2009/08/14(Fri) 01:00:39:KgaMPjFu0
Yes, we pen!.
maji [sage] 2009/08/15(Sat) 15:56:11:fBEeK7jA0
warota
maji [] 2009/08/16(Sun) 03:18:04:XkvlCewNO
consumption tax 10%
ttp://namidame.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/ftax/1196441151/
maji [sage] 2009/08/17(Mon) 00:03:34:eBalukqGi
I am the bone of my Pen.
maji [] 2009/08/17(Mon) 04:59:27:FnUBgCUfO
Great!
Here's not allowed to write in Japanese!
maji [] 2009/08/17(Mon) 09:09:04:6IEO5vBe0

Because you can't write Japanese well. nut
maji [] 2009/08/19(Wed) 23:49:37:BI62zQ1r0
w
maji [sage] 2009/08/20(Thu) 08:07:37:nOd6hP+Fi
chaos
maji [sage] 2009/08/20(Thu) 08:10:51:Nq65vSCg0
I am a PEN.IS this true?
maji [sage] 2009/08/20(Thu) 11:30:49:11HR/h3U0

No
your tyousennjin
maji [] 2009/08/20(Thu) 13:57:40:ZI3OlefZ0
Are there some Koreans here?
maji [sage] 2009/08/20(Thu) 19:31:41:7UvtNuEl0
You are a pen.
maji [sage] 2009/08/21(Fri) 00:34:19:RYGtwy6i0
A pen is me.
maji [sage] 2009/08/21(Fri) 01:02:10:Dmf2u2j1i
me is you is pen.
maji [sage] 2009/08/21(Fri) 01:37:30:RYGtwy6i0
How are pen?
maji [] 2009/08/21(Fri) 14:27:12:zd+lpx+OO
needless need am pen
maji [] 2009/08/21(Fri) 18:15:01:C1VPeIi/0
All people need a pen for studying more.
maji [sage] 2009/08/22(Sat) 07:56:45:VB4k5/3B0
Let's pen.
maji [] 2009/08/22(Sat) 08:00:31:3xZdyHJ80
Is the Communist Party for losers?
All people like a pen are loser.
So you must back up to the Communist Party. right?
maji [sage] 2009/08/22(Sat) 09:05:59:xIuB8BgGi
Shall we pen?
maji [] 2009/08/22(Sat) 15:21:01:3xZdyHJ80
NO.
maji [] 2009/08/23(Sun) 08:21:52:b15G4b/N0
I'm really afraid of outside my room.
Because I am a pen.
But the time to must leave here is coming.
It scary.
maji [] 2009/08/23(Sun) 21:45:25:b15G4b/N0
scary scary scary
maji [sage] 2009/08/24(Mon) 11:42:31:+6+C9dFP0
Let's party!
maji [] 2009/08/24(Mon) 14:00:58:WM+g1gh80

I can not go to the party.
No one invite me.
If I have a party, it will be an alone (only me) party.
maji [] 2009/08/24(Mon) 22:23:51:WM+g1gh80
OMG!
I didn't get winning a prize of the comic competition today.
I tried this competition three times.
unhappy now...

But I'm going to try again!
maji [sage] 2009/08/25(Tue) 00:31:22:Qxfq5ogd0
I'm very pen.
maji [] 2009/08/25(Tue) 06:42:52:8Kgy6DiX0

Most people are pen.
Forgive and forget.
maji [] 2009/08/25(Tue) 16:13:17:8Kgy6DiX0
How's it going?
I had go out to outside of my room just now.
I want to the supermarket to buy some foods.
But I could not go in the supermarket.
Why?
Because I am a pen...
not normal...
Maybe everyone will doubt me as a thief.

maji [sage] 2009/08/26(Wed) 00:33:22:f82xDZIr0
I am the pen.
maji [sage] 2009/09/01(Tue) 19:09:37:ndEIdYMI0

No the pen is me!!

Let's Party!!!!!!!!!!!
maji [] 2009/09/01(Tue) 22:38:45:rX+EzqKQi
pen
maji [] 2009/09/05(Sat) 11:44:27:FzKHsDoTO
Parfekt!
maji [] 2009/09/05(Sat) 18:11:58:40Lrs2GC0

Did you want to write "Perfect"?
You should study to spell English more.
maji [] 2009/09/05(Sat) 18:15:39:40Lrs2GC0
We pens have nowhere to go.
Even a child can understand it.
maji [] 2009/09/07(Mon) 01:21:05:45FvFIw1O
Pen is pen
maji [] 2009/09/09(Wed) 05:24:49:WfuejORJ0
Fack the pen.
maji [] 2009/09/10(Thu) 10:17:10:y4RAZspz0
I don't like fuck'in this world.
Because I am a pen.
maji [sage] 2009/09/13(Sun) 17:02:15:/Gaa2tIO0
You guys are very pen.
maji [] 2009/09/16(Wed) 18:14:36:A8C1yyCw0
Pens always feel lonely, don't you?
maji [sage] 2009/09/16(Wed) 19:54:30:Syr7spub0
I am pens.
maji [] 2009/09/20(Sun) 04:59:33:Pban+Q9uO
I am penis.
maji [] 2009/09/24(Thu) 22:47:43:ITIFdPwv0
fight!
maji [sage] 2009/09/25(Fri) 03:42:01:CiU04JPI0
test
maji [] 2009/10/08(Thu) 23:27:52:K2JzVfiK0
I'm coffee.
maji [] 2009/10/11(Sun) 22:45:29:jcqji8ZT0
aaaaoooiii
maji [sage] 2009/10/13(Tue) 23:00:31:4idz1sKU0
this is bob.
are you bob's sister?
kagyokuhou [] 2009/10/29(Thu) 19:18:24:ff1zJ1aU0
Suppose my lover Japanease woman Hakkina's (her weight 45kg)groin and a barrel which is bandled 50 American women's (thier each weight 70kg)groins are pulled each other to compere thier strength.
which groin do you think win?
maji [] 2009/10/31(Sat) 00:09:35:nPJV+/wz0
omankohazukashiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
maji [] 2009/10/31(Sat) 18:49:54:xSEQAnlT0
uholtu!
maji [sage] 2009/11/03(Tue) 14:17:10:JBGYuG4E0
Greetings from Argentina, 2chan'ers.


Is dejima 2ch's wasteland?
maji [] 2009/11/07(Sat) 23:26:16:B02kCiCjO
as
maji [sage] 2009/11/09(Mon) 03:23:47:/eYFHPwg0
It is automatic.
maji [sage] 2010/01/18(Mon) 15:27:17:KhzWHd3Z0
Yes I am.
maji [sage] 2010/03/18(Thu) 19:40:45:42MP7gdc0

kuso warota wwww
maji [sage] 2010/04/24(Sat) 15:55:44:NVpoHVqf0
manko kayui
maji [] 2010/08/02(Mon) 03:11:07:dFRYKED20

Shall I scratch your manco?
maji [sage] 2010/08/11(Wed) 05:54:40:L2K0lLag0
fuck my penis
maji [] 2010/08/12(Thu) 14:49:03:OZjPruNI0
bald,die.
maji [] 2010/08/21(Sat) 15:10:00:Nm/dF95w0
test
maji [] 2010/08/21(Sat) 16:51:40:m87q0YD80
akasakasakasu
baidu [] 2010/08/21(Sat) 18:12:20:ysjEegwQ0
I'm crazy
【豚】 【979円】 [sage] 2011/01/01(Sat) 18:17:10:A/vK3vNy0
test2
maji [] 2011/01/28(Fri) 23:35:01:G/O4sTGt0
tes
maji [] 2011/01/29(Sat) 01:17:17:tBRhYG/O0
test
maji [] 2011/02/24(Thu) 10:00:02.48:LacMLjyt0
pen is.....penis
assassin.....ass ass in
very cool
maji [] 2011/02/25(Fri) 18:52:25.36:sdl/yRVB0
uzeeeeeeyo!
maji [sage] 2011/03/08(Tue) 17:52:15.94:O9Wib4/u0
I am a sandwich
maji [] 2011/03/22(Tue) 01:17:33.73:nFNjyHxVO
I am a toilet
忍法帖【Lv=22,xxxPT】 [sage] 2011/03/24(Thu) 19:24:14.69:+RYGDJtZ0
Pen is stronger than Ken.
But, who is Ken?
maji [] 2011/03/24(Thu) 22:42:06.90:ew8icLs5O
Unko is Korean food.
blabla [maxasofia@hotmail.com] 2011/03/27(Sun) 19:58:54.89:potbYp2P0
map of penis size in world:
ttp://http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073
maji [sage] 2011/03/29(Tue) 22:27:53.08:VR6wA3n00
uioiuoiuoiu
maji [sage] 2011/04/10(Sun) 04:23:04.11:BYRZabDqO
ballpen kashite kudasai
maji [] 2011/04/27(Wed) 06:44:05.65:8dMIZLID0
do you have a butter ken?

yes, i doesn't.

butter ken licks my cunt.
忍法帖【Lv=40,xxxPT】 [] 2011/04/30(Sat) 11:33:05.64:+mubmu9e0
maji [] 2011/05/01(Sun) 21:54:17.84:i2YlnVq80
Do you like KAN?
maji [sage] 2011/05/01(Sun) 22:18:11.30:wa63PkZq0
Kan is GOD
maji [sage] 2011/05/01(Sun) 23:48:05.96:NGiJpA7P0
He is my mother.
maji [sage] 2011/05/02(Mon) 03:27:12.89:0Tf/u4lE0
Do you know what I am say?
maji [sage] 2011/05/02(Mon) 18:02:48.56:0mMZwMlX0
eigo wakarimasen
maji [] 2011/05/03(Tue) 11:31:42.14:JU11Bwha0
Mother facker
maji [] 2011/05/03(Tue) 23:06:05.05:gui1PcDR0
ttp://http://8727.teacup.com/mingol2/chat
maji [] 2011/06/17(Fri) 23:08:38.41:fEe0EB3rO
bich
maji [sage] 2011/06/22(Wed) 05:40:51.20:FllvqoIF0
Uooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
maji [sage] 2011/06/22(Wed) 10:41:02.50:HXPOXdkyO
ttp://http://blog.goo.ne.jp/kuru0214/e/f36655d6228feca42b1f40e8beed72af/?img=c883f0cc51ffbcf055ef3a50e5af9bb4
maji [sage] 2011/06/22(Wed) 20:24:05.33:HXPOXdkyO
ttp://http://www.47news.jp/CN/200902/CN2009021301000640.html&ht=450&wd=342&tbnh=94&tbnw=71
maji [sage] 2011/06/23(Thu) 11:20:02.52:+Fg3jzcLO
ttp://http://www.iris-pet.com/nyan/nyanko_blog/16_1.html
maji [] 2011/07/09(Sat) 20:56:55.00:cfe1w5qzO
fack
【中部電 51.9 %】 [] 2011/07/13(Wed) 04:11:13.60:IIgRPRgE0
me
maji [sage] 2011/07/17(Sun) 14:32:39.70:jPbtMSM70
Im Gyousya. otsudesu.
ttp://wan-gan.tv/index.php
maji [sage] 2011/07/17(Sun) 18:38:12.25:5qPqtbnB0
And then what are we talking about?
maji [sage] 2011/07/24(Sun) 21:29:07.03:XTPsc5v10
Do the ROM!!! half years.
忍法帖【Lv=2,xxxP】 [] 2011/08/04(Thu) 01:05:16.54:C8guIKV00
yes me too.
maji [sage] 2011/08/04(Thu) 10:35:27.50:9vVLIVsR0
Oh! Smith was penis Why?
maji [sage] 2011/08/20(Sat) 19:35:59.35:F2I7ZXzsi
penis vinvin amazing
maji [sage] 2011/08/25(Thu) 03:28:20.66:YuF+W4Ba0
my sister's pants
maji [sage] 2011/09/06(Tue) 04:38:01.55:xEW/HJqZ0

Pants!? not panties? or Is your sister male?
If so, please give me your male sister.
maji [sage] 2011/10/12(Wed) 04:08:50.60:ljwUWx5G0

oh miss sumisu
maji [sage] 2011/10/14(Fri) 14:33:42.46:VUOkRz+G0

maji [] 2011/10/14(Fri) 14:34:06.41:VUOkRz+G0


maji [sage] 2011/10/15(Sat) 19:57:23.22:vSPt8zis0
I LOVE ME
maji [] 2011/10/27(Thu) 22:48:59.28:gSB1IlPd0

maji [sage] 2012/01/21(Sat) 01:40:21.23:+9ouZS9N0
my penis
maji [sage] 2012/02/25(Sat) 02:56:23.30:RTi8KLT50
aaa
忍法帖【Lv=19,xxxPT】 [sage] 2012/03/12(Mon) 01:45:33.64:fyPZgtTX0
mikkomiko
忍法帖【Lv=19,xxxPT】 [sage] 2012/03/12(Mon) 16:39:54.69:tZbWC4Sf0
VFJ
maji [sage] 2012/09/27(Thu) 22:08:11.30:Kvzud+Ez0
*
忍法帖【Lv=15,xxxPT】(2+0:8) [] 2012/12/20(Thu) 05:18:21.38:tZ3lDqXD0
Join uuuuuuuuuuus!
maji [] 2012/12/22(Sat) 13:32:46.76:9ZCl+SOE0
join juice
maji [sage] 2013/01/15(Tue) 01:55:35.27:Jo82UL640
come here please
maji [sage] 2013/03/11(Mon) 22:06:11.01:PUEuwlE50
Mypenisbig
maji [sage] 2013/03/14(Thu) 21:56:16.47:VkTGiRqi0
otinpobazooka
maji [age] 2013/06/20(Thu) 12:44:42.19:ox2kAsNKP
vep kara kimasita
maji [sage] 2013/06/20(Thu) 12:45:32.64:BvMOX24y0
ttp://i.imgur.com/Obb3gKZ.jpg
ttp://i.imgur.com/VfyRf4b.jpg
ttp://i.imgur.com/5GuMEjG.jpg
ttp://i.imgur.com/4oOCH20.jpg
ttp://i.imgur.com/S1Lw2cV.jpg
ttp://i.imgur.com/X0IkGQ5.jpg
ttp://i.imgur.com/Z7TSpql.jpg
maji [sage] 2013/06/20(Thu) 12:45:39.79:b6uNvxrP0
ttp://hayabusa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1371699785/
maji [sage] 2013/06/20(Thu) 12:48:03.78:pc4nZZcK0
Mypenissmall
maji [sage] 2013/06/20(Thu) 12:52:27.79:t8N3foo80
sex!sex!
maji [] 2013/06/20(Thu) 13:39:12.25:vXzxzx550
fack you
maji [] 2014/02/26(Wed) 10:28:43.61:uyLRUTJWi
m...my father is dog.
loser [] 2014/08/10(Sun) 07:50:24.93:9DPMWZxP0
My penis is tiny. But I want to have sex.
maji [] 2015/01/05(Mon) 17:03:30.43:F/rIXEmy0
my brain is pennis
maji [sage] 2015/02/16(Mon) 08:29:59.97:2qTS0ZXE0
NullPointerException

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